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Over the last several weeks, you've been treated with the "Ted Trifecta" (see posts 1, 2, and 3), but his tale isn't over yet.

After a trying trip kayaking around shallow North Bay, we returned to the boat launch.  Once we hit the beach, Ted became rather animated, stole my hat and ran off up the boat ramp.  I found him clinging to this sign proclaiming he was ready for his "lunch for free".  It took 20 minutes to convince him the sign read "Town Launch Fee" before he climbed down and returned my hat.

We left $5 lighter that day and still had to fend for our own lunch.

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