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“You might be in the Northwoods if…”

Go ahead and laugh, but have you ever been knocked off your kayak by one of these monsters? There’s a reason they call them “loons” you know .

First comes the attack from above. Then they start to surround you on the water continuing to close in ever so slowly.  Just when you think you know their plan… “BLOOP”… they disappear below the water to begin their attack from below!

You wait in fear expecting that they’re going to all surface beneath you and unthrown you from  your craft… and you wait… and wait… and wait…  Then, suddenly, you hear their maniacal laughter off in the distance.  They’ve pulled one over on you again!

My advice? Don’t let your guard down.  It’s all just a ploy to lure you into a false sense of security and then, “BLAM!”. In you go!

Stay vigilant my friends. Stay vigilant.