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"Timmy the Turtle Sports a Kickstand".  "Look, Ma - No Hands!". "Timmy never plays with the other aquatic critters - he always uses his shell as a crutch"...

Alright, maybe it's just me, but I find this to be a pretty funny shot :-).  This Painted turtle watched as I paddled past with only enough reservations about my presence to put 1 foot down on the log.  As I got far enough away that he felt comfortable again, both front feet went back to the "resting" position which left him propped up on the stick beneath his shell.  What a life.

I'm sure there's more titles floating around out there for this one.  If you've got a humorous title, use the comments section below and share with the rest of us.  Timmy would appreciate it. ;-).